Celebrities 'too scared to die' in wake of Savile scandal - NewsBiscuit (satire)

Celebrities 'too scared to die' in wake of Savile scandal NewsBiscuit (satire) Following the ongoing controversy of the Jimmy Savile affair, the days of a celebrity's death being the ideal way to future-proof their legacy seem firmly to be over, with many famous people now avoiding death like the plague. Among those grimly ...